Merry Bald Christmas to all!!! May your holiday be as shiny and joyous as me. As for me, I only hope Guvna does not tape mistletoe to me tonight and chase Tonette around, as the adhesive is a dreadful affront to my gleam. I do not expect much in gifts, but am hoping to receive some warm but breathable winter hats, and a bald-spot buffer. Do they make these? Anyway, I hope Santa is good to all who celebrate this holiday. ❤
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